Best wishes to Mila, first, but to Tom too!
This is the young lady of my dreams. Tomorrow it's her birthday, but getting older she looks younger and younger. She's got hypnotic eyes and a great cat, and she will allow me a chauvinist comment in Italian:
Mila Palma è una strafiga della madonna, non solo esteticamente ma in tutti i sensi. Ciao tesoro, non te la prendere per le mie occasionali intemperanze: ho la cattiva abitudine di manifestare il mio affetto alle persone che stimo e prendila semplicemente così senza alcuna malevolenza.
Read Tom Cat's story at this LINK.
Auguri a entrambi.
Best wishes to both of you
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Thank you Michele. You honor me.
May I have Mila as a birthday present? ;-)
no Tom, you can't: when she'll be available she'll be mine
dacci oggi il tuo account facebook quotidiano (Michele?)
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ah, già, boselli. che stronzo che sono. adesso a chi penserò masturbandomi, ora che so che non hai la passera?
Da furlan a furlane. Ae prime o disarai: Ce frice!
Al secont o disrai; Ce barbe!
Mandi:-)
Dear Michelle, perhaps you can introduce me to Mila, please? She seems delicious. Who knows, I may impress her. I will do my best to. Is she definitely unavailable? What a shame! She might become a lady of my dreams too. Thank you. I hope to hear from you. And regards to Mila, of course.
This is not fair, Madam! You took Mila's photo off but left that of an ugly woman with hanging breasts that appears below. She offends my aesthetic sense, to tell you the truth. Can you, please, restore Mila's photo where she belongs and delete the woman's one. Is there any chance of making this aesthetically enhancing move? Believe me, my dear, it will improve the appearance of this page enormously. Or did you get jealous that compliments are being paid to your friend and not to you? Alright, if this is the case, I will say that you are an attractive woman too, provided your photo os authentic, though I personally do not like much nudity. Therefore, Mila's photo was so appealing. And you did not answer my question about a possibility of being introduced to Mila. How seriously is she engaged? So, deal or no deal? Will you restore Mila's photo, please. Many thanks.
Oh, million thanks. This is much better. You see, your page brightened up. You restored me to my good spirits. I will print Mila's photo out, in case you change your mood again. But would you answer my question still? I would be much obliged. Thanks.
Dear sir, apologies for replying late. I believe that Ms Mila is seriously engaged with her cat.
Oh, thank you for the reply, dear Miss Well-may-be. Your reply is so witty and nonchallant, and so intriguing that I am seriously contemplating to perform almost Ovidean metamorphoses and to reshape myself into a cat to suit Mila's taste. Will this do? I just need instruction as to what feline type Mila prefers so that I do not make a blunder and make myself open to scorn. Or do you think her cat poses a serious threat to me as a rival? Can Mila's affection be transferred from her cat to me reshaped? Do I stand a chance? I will be awfully obliged to you, if you condescend again to reply, even if your answer arrives next year. Having obtained now seven lives, I can patiently wait. And please, would you be so kind to send my affection to Miss Palma, her engagement to her cat notwithstanding? Thank you very much for your kindness. Yours, as ever.
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