Missing detachable penis led to alleged assault with ironing board 

An argument over a misplaced sex toy escalated into the ironing board assault of a South Carolina woman by her girlfriend, police have reported. According to a police report, on Thursday afternoon officers went to the Rock Hill apartment shared by Arteesha Donaldson, 24, and Latoya Hudson, 28, in response to a domestic dispute report. Hudson told officers that Donaldson began looking for her detachable latex penis and became upset at her when she could not find the item. “Hudson states the two argued for several minutes, when Donaldson threw an ironing board at Hudson,” police reported. At that point, Donaldson’s brother allegedly joined the fray, which left Hudson with a sore head (though she declined medical attention). While Donaldson admitted engaging in “mutual combat” with her girlfriend, she denied throwing the ironing board at Hudson and said her brother only tried to break up the fight. Donaldson, who had an active warrant in a neighbouring county, was arrested for misdemeanor assault and battery… Novosti