A long list of odd news...

1. Family evacuated due to masturbating man on roof

2. Malaysian lovers fined four buffaloes and a pig for affair
Four buffaloes, a pig and RM2,000 ($586) was the fine a court imposed on a man and his wife’s colleague for having an illicit affair.

3. Fury at funeral parlour frolics
Undertakers' staff face the sack after shameful scenes during a wild party at their funeral parlour. Photos and videos have emerged of the workers stripping for a Full Monty-style routine beside a hearse

4. Simpsons porn lands Australian man on sex offender list
An Ipswich man has admitted downloading graphic cartoon porn images featuring child characters from The Simpsons and The Powerpuff Girls TV shows…

5. Ambidextrous children more likely to do badly at school
Ambidextrous children are twice as likely to do badly at school and suffer from attention problems as right-handers, a study published yesterday shows. Researchers from Imperial College London tested 7,871 children's language, behaviour and academic skills at the ages of seven or eight and again at 15 or 16.

6. Forty-five Americans claim asylum in Britain
They hail from the land of the free, the home of the brave, a place where it is said anyone can prosper regardless of colour, creed or religion. But dozens of Americans have tried in recent years to gain asylum in the UK by claiming they were persecuted in their homeland, according to figures released under the Freedom of Information Act.