Topless female van masturbator pleads guilty to minor weapons charge
A topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after police found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records. Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance. Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where police discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring”. Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session... Smoking gun