Direttore della CIA è il fratello di Elvis Presley, amico di Bush e mezzo orango. Arrestato in Florida per molestie a una donna e possesso di un revolver con 104 cartucce, il 51-enne Mark R. Loescher ha dichiarato di essere il capo della CIA, fratello di Elvis, avere sangue scimmiesco ed lo stesso avvocato del suo amico George W. Bush


Suspect Claims He is Elvis' Brother and Half Orangutan. A man, who told authorities he was Elvis Presley's brother, CIA director and half orangutan, was arrested after an incident at a bank in Naples, the Collier County Sheriff's Office said. Mark R. Loescher, 51, faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after the Friday incident. According to the probable cause statement, authorities responded to a bank in connection to a call about a man, who had pulled a gun on woman after she approached him about his smoking car. Loescher and his vehicle matched the description given to authorities, the report said. Authorities pulled the car over, and Loescher told them he was in the CIA, the report said [...] Besides being Presley's brother and CIA director, he also said he was half orangutan and that authorities needed to contact the "Fusion Center to check on his monkey blood". He also said that he was a "g-man," and that he was good friends with "President Bush and has the same attorney," the report said. A fully loaded magnum revolver and 104 bullets were seized from the car, which was towed. The passenger was released and taken home... Nbc