This disgusting individual with the piggy eye is the horribly failed Italian blogger Luca Barbatin. Nowadays you can't possibly visit any of the best and most beautiful fellow Italian liberal bloggers - such as Valeria, Vulvia and many others - without stumbling in his sickening comments asking them to bare their breasts, show up in high heels, or plainly proposing (actually begging) to have sex with him.

Which is the most unlikely thing on this planet - except for me winning the lottery or the planet itself being visited by aliens -, as Barbatin's penis is no bigger than his blog's pagerank or authority: close to zero.

Barbatin lives nearby Pordenone, a small town in North-East Italy which, coincidentally, you'll easily anagram into Porno Eden. Every single day he travels by bus to Pordenone in order to connect to the internet and sistematically harass any female blogger he finds by phishing in my blogroll, and yours'.

Mind you: not just women. He's also obsessed with journalist Mario Suttora and other masculine fellow bloggers. Anyone, anything he can pleasure himself with in front of a screen. I felt we must do something to relieve him out of his misery: kill him. My friend Londradical is a professional hitman who's going to take care of the pitiful case